Posted at 28-11-2025 12:00 by Harry Smith

Yep… here we go again.

That’s right, here’s another Black Friday email, because apparently this week isn’t noisy enough. But hey… 40% off is 40% off, and we’re not about to let you miss it.

For a limited time, you get 40% off our one and only plan: fast, reliable, and proudly nonsense-free. Same speed, same quality — just 40% cheaper. (No, we haven’t gone soft. We’re still stingy. Promise.)

Your early access window is open until Thursday, November 21st 2025 (12:00 CET). After that, the deal goes public and the rest of the world piles in. You get to say you were here first.

We’re not trying to be generous — just consistently cheap. So grab the discount while it’s still just between us.

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Early birds get the best deal. Late ones get full price. Your call.

Cheerio!