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Black Friday 2024 promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst 2 weken geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

Black Friday is around the corner! Because you're all busy getting other promo's this Friday, we've decided to run our promo a little earlier, this way everyone can get their hands on our biggest sale of the year!

At StingyUsenet we offer a MASSIVE 40% discount! Our Black Friday promotion will run until Thursday 5th of December 2024 (12:00 CET)

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 40% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 40% discount

Get your Stingy while you can!

Cheers!

National Face Your Fears Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap!

Happy National Face Your Fears Day! As if life wasn’t scary enough, now there's an entire day dedicated to making you face whatever terrifies you. If the thought of going outside gives you chills, don't worry — StingyUsenet is here to help you avoid that terrifying real-world encounter. Instead, why not face your fears by diving into the endless, sometimes sketchy depths of the internet? It’s safer (probably), and way more fun than interacting with humans IRL. Oh, and did we mention we’re offering a 35% discount on our one-and-only Usenet plan? Because apparently, facing your fears should come with a reward.

Let’s be honest, who really wants to confront the fear of… well, anything, when you can curl up with your computer and explore Usenet from the safety of your couch? At StingyUsenet, we think facing the never-ending stream of online content is challenge enough. After all, navigating the labyrinth of files, forums, and archives can be just as daunting as stepping foot into the great unknown (aka your front yard).

That's why: as of right now until Tuesday 15th of October 0001 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 35% discount

So, on this National Face Your Fears Day, why not take the plunge and sign up for Stingyusenet? It’s not as terrifying as going outside, and with 35% off, it’s a small step toward financial bravery. Face your fear of missing out (FOMO, anyone?) on endless content, while avoiding the real world entirely. And hey, if this whole "facing your fears" thing doesn’t pan out, at least you’ve got a great Usenet deal to keep you company.

Cheers!

Bring Your Manners to Work Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 3 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap!

It's Bring Your Manners to Work Day, and honestly, we'd rather not. But since we have to play nice at least once a year, here we are with a 35% discount on our one and only plan. Why? Because apparently, being polite means giving you a deal that doesn’t make us cringe. So, while you're all out there holding doors open and pretending to care about pleasantries, we're slapping a discount on our Usenet service that’s as rare as genuine customer service.

Sure, we'd rather keep charging full price, but someone decided it’s good business to look “friendly” every now and then. So, here’s your chance to enjoy our cynical attempt at politeness. Don’t expect it to last long.

That's why: as of right now until Sunday 15th of September 2024 (13:07 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 35% discount

So, if you feel like being “polite” to yourself and taking advantage of our reluctant generosity, go ahead and grab that 35% discount. We’re doing our part for Bring Your Manners to Work Day—begrudgingly. Just don’t expect us to keep up the nice act for long. Enjoy the savings while they last. Or don't. It's not like we care.

Cheers!

National Tell A Joke Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 4 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap Y'all

It’s National Tell A Joke Day, and we at StingyUsenet are here to serve up something almost as good as a joke—a discount! Yep, we're actually giving away 35% off our one and only plan. Why? Because it’s the one day of the year where we pretend to be generous. Don’t worry, though—we haven’t lost our touch. Our plan is still as bare-bones as ever, but hey, at least it’s cheaper today.

Let’s be honest: National Tell A Joke Day is probably one of the most unnecessary holidays out there. But, if people need an excuse to tell corny jokes, who are we to judge? We might even throw one in ourselves. Ready? Why don't we offer more than one Usenet plan? Because variety is the spice of life, and we prefer things bland. Get it? We knew you'd love it.

Ready to grab that 35% discount? It’s as easy as pretending to enjoy a knock-knock joke. Bam—instant savings on a service that’s already scraping the bottom of the barrel.

As of right now until Friday 23rd of August 2024 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

So, this National Tell A Joke Day, why not treat yourself to the hilariously underwhelming experience that is Stingyusenet? Sure, it’s not the most thrilling offer out there, but it’s 35% off, and in today’s world, that’s no laughing matter. Or maybe it is. Either way, grab the deal while it lasts—you might just surprise yourself with how little you can pay for something you probably won’t use all that much. Happy joking!

Cheers, Olivia

National Stay Out of the Sun Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 5 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap!

Ah, summer. The season of sunburns, sweat, and squinting at your phone because the glare makes it impossible to see anything. Sounds delightful, right? For those of us who prefer the cool embrace of our air-conditioned homes over the blistering heat outside, July 3rd is a day to rejoice. Yes, it’s National Stay Out of the Sun Day, and we at StingyUsenet have the perfect excuse for you to embrace your inner hermit. To sweeten the deal, we’re offering a scorching 35% discount! Why risk third-degree burns when you can dive into the vast, shady world of Usenet instead?

Let’s face it: the sun is overrated. Sure, it’s great for growing plants and keeping the planet from freezing, but do you really need it in your life? Excessive sun exposure can lead to a plethora of issues like sunburns, premature wrinkles, and an alarming increase in the odds of skin cancer. Plus, who enjoys the feeling of sweat trickling down their back? Not us. So, on this blessed National Stay Out of the Sun Day, we invite you to shun the sun and bask in the glow of your computer screen with StingyUsenet.

That's why: as of right now until Wednesday 10th of July 2024 (15:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Taking advantage of our sun-avoiding deal is easier than applying sunscreen. Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 35% discount

So, as you prepare to celebrate National Stay Out of the Sun Day, why not do it with style - and savings - thanks to StingyUsenet? With a 35% discount on all our Usenet plans, you can stay cool, stay entertained, and stay sunburn-free. Don’t wait too long; this offer is only around for a limited time. Join Stingyusenet today, and let’s celebrate the best way we know how: indoors, away from the sun, and surrounded by endless digital possibilities.

Cheers to staying shady!

Burger & Brisket Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 6 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap!

National Burger & Brisket Day is here, and StingyUsenet is ready to fuel your grilling adventures without burning a hole in your wallet! While the smoky aroma of slow-cooked brisket fills the air, dive into the vast knowledge on Usenet to become a grilling guru – all while keeping your internet bill stingy.

Forget expensive recipe subscriptions – Usenet is a treasure trove of free grilling wisdom waiting to be discovered.

That's why: as of right now until Thursday 3rd of June 2024 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 35% discount

So fire up your grill, grab your StingyUsenet access, and dive into the world of Usenet! This National Burger & Brisket Day, enjoy delicious food, become a grilling expert, and connect with loved ones – all while keeping your budget stingy!

Cheers!

Christmas is always a Claus for celebration: 35% discount
Geplaatst 12 maanden geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

It's this time of year: let’s all make Santamental Christmas memories. No need to Claus a scene this year, because we have a elfing high discount. Do they snow it’s Christmas time at all? ​ Let me tell you Deer: Behind the scenes we've been tree-mendously busy. We were able to think outside the box and thanks to some colleagues we've got presents in our sleigh. I can tell you there is snow stopping us now: it was love at frost sight. ​ Let me have the final sleigh on this: in our opinion this raises our service quali-tree even more. ​ How rude-olf of us. You're reading this because of the discount. That's why: as of right now until Thursday 28th of December 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Have your elf a merry little Christmas and please take care of yourself for goodness flakes.

Cheers!

ps. We've had snow much fun writing this rubbish.

Black Friday promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst een jaar geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

Black Friday is around the corner! Because you're all busy getting other promo's this Friday, we've decided to run our promo a little earlier, this way everyone can get their hands on our biggest sale of the year!

At StingyUsenet we offer a MASSIVE 40% discount! Our Black Friday promotion will run until Friday 1st of December 2023 (12:00 CET)

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 40% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 40% discount

Get your Stingy while you can!

Cheers!

Halloween promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst een jaar geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hola hermanos y hermanas

Everyones' talking 'bout that Halloween. Like we get scared easily. We da Stingy people.

Only thing we like about Halloween is the sweets. We like things we couldn't have as kids. Right?

We also couldn't have discounts when we were kids (because we didnt pay for anything). For that reason you get your discount now.

And to all the ghosts: Catch me outside, how bout that?

Ho Ho Ho Merry Halloween

as of right now until Sunday 5th of November 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

PS. Be nice to the witc...ehh, mother-in-law!

Cheers

International Bacon Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst een jaar geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

[welcome story]

[introductionary story] That's why: as of right now until Sunday 10th of September 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

[closing story]

Cheers,

Cucumber Time promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst een jaar geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

It's that time of the year. It's Cucumber Time. In Dutch the word "komkommertijd" is used to describe the period when newspapers put stories about goats on the Congressional cemetery on the front page because politicians are on vacation.

In the UK they call this “silly season” whereas in the U.S. (according to the almighty Wikipedia) “slow news season” is the accurate but dreadfully boring description of the phenomenon. But everyone likes cucumbers so hey, you're getting cucumber discount. Whoopy!

And that's why: as of right now until Friday 18th of August 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Be aware of cats and cucumbers.

Cheers!

5 year anniversary promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst een jaar geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

Today is a day to cheer, to dance and most of all to celebrate! It's our fifth anniversary and we want to share this special moment with you. You are the reason behind our amazing journey and that's why we want to treat you to something extra special. Drumroll, please: an insane 40% discount on all our products and services! So grab that chance, tick off your wish list and get that smile on your face, because it's time to shop and enjoy great deals.

That's why: as of right now until Tuesday 25th of July 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 40% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 40% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 40% discount

We want to thank you for five epic years and let's toast together to many more years of adventure, fun and success.

Cheers!

World Biking Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

In the Netherlands, we have an estimate of 22.8 million bicycles, that is 1.3 bicycles per person. With all these bikes we cycle around 15 billion kilometers per year. That is almost 375000!! times around the world! WOW!

I guess we could say we are a nation that's crazy about their bikes and cycling. And that makes it a special day for all the dutch people, because today is World Biking Day!

That's why: as of right now until Saturday 10th of June 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Happy cycling everyone!

Cheers

Kingsday promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

This Thursday is the Birthday of the king of the Netherlands. Our king. Also called Kingsday here in the Netherlands. And this year, it's probably the first time in 2 years that we can celebrate the King's Birthday as we should! Come together, eat, drink, celebrate!

Let's celebrate the birthday of the Dutch king with all of us together! That's why: as of right now until Monday 1st of May 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Happy B-day to our king, don't forget to drink your orangebitter!

Cheers,

Potato Chip Day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

As we do like chips a lot, we eat like a bag of those crispy chippies each day, ssshhh... All flavours are welcome in our opinion! So, what's your favorite?

Some say chips were invented in the late 1853's, an unhappy restaurant customer kept sending his potatoes back to the kitchen, complaining they were thick and soggy. The chef decided to slice the potatoes as thin as possible, frying them until crisp and adding extra salt. The customer loved them! The crispy potatoes soon became a regular item on the restaurant’s menu, the rest is history.

We like chips a lot, that's why: as of right now until Tuesday 21st of March 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Eat chips and get your discount!

Cheers,

Not a valentines day promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

So, it's finally over. Valentines day. This Tuesday was filled with fake-love and commercial gift-giving. We were sick and tired of all the sweetish hearts, chocolate, flowers and other gifts because someone decided this should happen on the 14th of February. I mean, what's in it for all the singles?

Because we understand that not everyone had someone to share this (super sweet) Tuesday with, we thought we'd make it up to our single customers (and everyone else, of course). So we've decided to throw in a 35% discount.

And that's why: as of right now until Wednesday 22nd of February 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Cya

Friday the 13th promotion: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi!

Don't cross a black cat, walk under a ladder, open up an umbrella inside. Even shoes on the table are a no-go. Today is Friday the 13th and usually this means bad luck. But, not at StingyUsenet. Today you can be lucky because we're doing an awesome discount promotion.

And that's why: as of right now until Friday 20th of January 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order with 35% discount

Good luck today guys. You'll need it ;-)

Cheers,

Christmas is always a Claus for celebration: 35% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all

It's this time of year: let’s all make Santamental Christmas memories. No need to Claus a scene this year, because we have a elfing high discount. Do they snow it’s Christmas time at all?

Let me tell you Deer: Behind the scenes we've been tree-mendously busy. We were able to think outside the box and thanks to some colleagues we've got PayPal in our sleigh. I can tell you there is snow stopping us now: it was love at frost sight. No pun for once: You can now pay with PayPal!

Let me have the final sleigh on this: in our opinion this raises our service quali-tree even more.

How rude-olf of us. You're reading this because of the discount. That's why: as of right now until Monday 2nd of January 2023 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 35% discount! Sleigh, what?!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 35% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 35% discount

Have your elf a merry little Christmas and please take care of yourself for goodness flakes.

Cheers!

ps. We've had snow much fun writing this rubbish.

Black Friday promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap ya'll!

Black Friday is around the corner! Because you're all busy getting other promo's this Friday, we've decided to run our promo a little earlier, this way everyone can get their hands on our biggest sale of the year!

At StingyUsenet we offer a MASSIVE 40% discount! Our Black Friday promotion will run until 28th of November 2022 (12:00 CET)

What?! 40% are you saying? Doesn't that almost make you the cheapest in the universe? Yes almost and we're also the most awesome though, so why wait? Get your discount now! A year of StingyUsenet for only €32,97. Whut? Sure? Yes we are!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 40% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Get your 40% discount

Get your Stingy while you can!

Cheers!

Halloween promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hola hermanos y hermanas

Everyones' talking 'bout that Halloween. Like we get scared easily. We da Stingy people.

Only thing we like about Halloween is the sweets. We like things we couldn't have as kids. Right?

We also couldn't have discounts when we were kids (because we didnt pay for anything). For that reason you get your discount now.

And to all the ghosts: Catch me outside, how bout that?

Ho Ho Ho Merry Halloween

As of right now until Saturday November 5th (14:00 CET), you'll get a super stingy 30% discount on everything!

You can find your discount in your Control Panel. Click on the Discount tab and redeem your discount.

Get your 30% off now!

Not a customer yet? Get your discount by clicking the button below! Get your discount now!

PS. Be nice to the witc...ehh, mother-in-law!

Cheers

Burger day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 2 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap all!

Americans eat over 50!! billion burgers a year, so its only fitting we set aside a whole day for these special sandwiches. Originating in Hamburg, Germany, the hamburger as we know it was developed in Seymour, Wisconsin, a town still famous for its hamburger heroics.

As today the "iconic" hamburger isn't the only burger we can eat these days. Burger's come in all shapes, flavors and sizes. So we challenge you to try something new! Try one of these.

We think burgers are the best food ever, so we needed to dedicate this promo to burgers: as of right now until Thursday 1st of September 2022 (12:00 CET), you'll get 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

A burger a day, keeps the doctor away!

Enjoy

Towel Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all,

This 25th of May it is the annual celebration of Towel Day. Why Towel Day? Well, this day is a tribute to the author Douglas Adams. Towel Day was brought up by fans, who then openly carry a towel the whole day as described in the book that Douglas Adams wrote: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Want to know if there is a local event on Towel Day in your country? Check out this website.

Wearing a towel all day can be challenging, that's why: as of right now until Wednesday 1st of June 2022 (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

Happy Towel Day, carry your towel like a boss.

Cheers!

Kingsday promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

This Wednesday is the Birthday of the king of the Netherlands. Our king. Also called Kingsday here in the Netherlands. And this year, it's probably the first time in 2 years that we can celebrate the King's Birthday as we should! Come together, eat, drink, celebrate!

Let's celebrate the birthday of the Dutch king with all of us together! That's why: as of right now until Tuesday the 2nd of May (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

Happy B-day to our king, don't forget to drink your orangebitter!

Cheers!

Not a valentines day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey there y'all

So, it's finally over. Valentines day. This Monday was filled with fake-love and commercial gift-giving. We were sick and tired of all the sweetish hearts, chocolate, flowers and other gifts because someone decided this should happen on the 14th of February. I mean, what's in it for all the singles?

Because we understand that not everyone had someone to share this (super sweet) Monday with, we thought we'd make it up to our single customers (and everyone else, of course). So we've decided to throw in a 30% discount.

And that's why: As of right now until Tuesday the 22th of February (12:00 CET), you'll get 30% discount on everything!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% off now!

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode with automaigcally apply. Get your discount now!

Cya!

Pastrami Sandwich Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

There’s nothing like the smokey goodness of a Pastrami sandwich. Long considered an icon of the classic Jewish New York deli, this delicious sandwich has made it out of the boroughs to delis around the world. Lucky you! National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day is January 14, and our mouths are watering just thinking about how we’re going to celebrate.

Not in the ability to search for a deli that can make you the perfect Pastrami Sandwich? Here is a recipe to make the perfect Pastrami at home: https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/homemade-pastrami/#recipe
Be aware that this will take up to +/- 120 hours to make.

As of right now until Friday the 21st of January (14:00 CET), you'll get a 30% Pastrami Sandwich discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

When you eat a hot pastrami sandwich, you’re not just enjoying the intens flavor, you’re enjoying the love that put it on your plate!

Christmas promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

With Christmas in just a couple of days it is time to look back on last year and get your thoughts to 2022. We like to take this moment to thank you all for your trust and support the last year and that's why we have you a Christmas discount.

As of right now until Wednesday the 1st of January (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% Christmas discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

Have a very merry Christmas!

Black Friday promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap ya'll!

Black Friday is around the corner! Because you're all busy getting other promo's this Friday, we've decided to run our promo a little earlier, this way everyone can get their hands on our biggest sale of the year!

At StingyUsenet we offer a MASSIVE 40% discount! Our Black Friday promotion will run till the 29th of November 12:00 CET

What?! 40% are you saying? Doesn't that almost make you the cheapest in the universe? Yes almost and we're also the most awesome though, so why wait? Get your discount now! A year of StingyUsenet for only €32,97. Whut? Sure? Yes we are!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 40% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Get your 40% discount

Get your Stingy while you can!

Cheers!

Halloween promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hola hermanos y hermanas

Everyones' talking 'bout dat Halloween. Like we get scared easily. We da Stingy people.

Only thing we like about Halloween is the sweets. We like things we couldn't have as kids. Right?

We also couldn't have discounts when we were kids (because we didnt pay for anything). For that reason you get your discount now.

And to all the ghosts: Catch me outside, how bout that?

Ho Ho Ho Merry Halloween

As of right now until Friday November 5th (12:00 CET), you'll get a super stingy 30% discount on everything!

You can find your discount in your Control Panel. Click on the Discount tab and redeem your discount.

Get your 30% off now!

Not a customer yet? Get your discount by clicking the button below! Get your discount now!

PS. Be nice to the witc...ehh, mother-in-law!

Cheers

Friday the 13th promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey there y'all

Don't cross a black cat, walk under a ladder, open up an umbrella inside. Even shoes on the table are a no-go. Today is Friday the 13th and usually this means bad luck. But, not at StingyUsenet. Today you can be lucky because we're doing an awesome discount promotion.

And that's why: As of right now until Friday the 20th of August (10:00 CET), you'll get 30% discount on everything!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get lucky with 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply. Get lucky with 30% discount

Good luck today guys. You'll need it ;-)

Cya!

National Doughnut Week promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is a big week. We can say the week of weeks, the kreme de la kreme. The sweetest of them all. Today is the start of Doughnut week.

We all love a nice Doughnut, with creme, without creme, with glazing or without glazing. How do you like you Doughnut? We like it pink and with coloured spots on it.

Enjoy your Doughnut and get some StingyUsenet! As of right now until saturday the 17th of july (15:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 30% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

Order now with 30% discount

It's time for a Doughnut!

Cheers!

Picnic Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 3 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

International Picnic Day is a made-up holiday that is celebrated every year on June 18. So, pack your picnic basket, hop into the car, or walk to a park or a picnic area and enjoy an outdoors meal by yourself or with your family and friends to celebrate this unofficial holiday.

Since the 18th of June is on a working day this year, have your normal lunch break in a park nearby and see if this might have you do this more often. Believe us, it's way better than quickly eating your sandwich behind the desk!

Fun fact The biggest picnic in the world, according to the Guinness Book of World Records is held on June 20, 2009 in Lisbon, Portugal. Over 22000! people enjoyed their picnic together.

Enjoy your picnic outdoors and have a nice StingyUsenet after. That's awesome! As of right now until Friday the 25th of June (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

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It's time for a picnic!

Cheers!

Burger & Brisket Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

On the 28th of May it's Burger Day. Well, officialy it's National Burger Day in the United States, but we decided to make it international from now on, why not share the fun? :-) As it happens to be, it's also Brisket Day on the same day, the 28th of May. So to not overeat and have both a burger and some slices of brisket, we thought of doing a combined Brisket Burger Day! Just the thought of this makes our mouths water, yummie!

Here is a recipe for all the BBQ kings among us: Brisket Burgers

To let us all get an amazing brisket burger this day we decided to throw in a StingyUsenet discount. That's why: as of right now until Wednesday the 2nd of June (14:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Enjoy your Brisket burger! We will certainly do!

Cheers!

Kingsday promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

Today is the Birthday of the king of the Netherlands. Our king. Also called Kingsday here in Holland. Normally, this is widely celebrated across the country. But because of covid-19...... Yeah well, you know the drill.

We just don't want the pandemic be the reason this day is forgotten and not celebrated at all. So therefor our, almost monthly, discount is completely dedicated to Kingsday!

Let's celebrate the birthday of the Dutch king with all of us together (digitaly)! That's why: as of right now until Tuesday the 4th of May (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

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Happy B-day to our king, don't forget to drink your orangebitter!

Cheers!

Cheesesteak Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

Yummmyyyy!

The cheesesteak was born in the 1930's, created by Pat and Harry Oliveri, hot dog vendors who just so happened to put steak on the grill. After that, in 1940 The Pat's open their own restaurant in South Philly, Pat's King of Steaks. The cheesesteak evolves and in 1950 the company Kraft Food developed Cheez Whiz, which then became the number one choice cheese for the cheesesteak sandwich!

In 1966 Pat's King of Steaks gain rivals across the street, Gino's Steaks opens their restaurant. Being it pretty friendly rivals, they came up to start a National Cheesesteak Day in the USA. So by then, the National Cheesesteak Day was born!

And as it happens to be at StingyUsenet we love cheesesteaks! That's why: as of right now until Tuesday the 30th of March (14:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Enjoy your cheesesteak every day! But enjoy it even more today!

Cheese!

Mother Language Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

Zeg het in je eigen taal! (translate this weird sentence)

The Ethnologue is a list of all languages in the world. The first publication of the Enthologue was in 1951 and started off with 46 languages. Nowadays, the total number of languages included in the Enthologue is 7117 to be precise. If you will count dialects with these languages some people say you can count up to 41000 languages/dialects around the globe!

As "Wash your hands" is a sentence that's spreaded around the world many many times the last year. We found an address were you can find "Wash your hands" in 635 languages. Do with it what you want. (Wash your hands)

Just to say, mother languages are awesome! That's why: as of right now until Friday the 26th of February (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

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Bedankt dat jullie voor StingyUsenet kiezen! (Thanks)

Cheers!

Belly Laugh Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's a weird intro for our first blog in the new year. Well, it isn't actually. Because this Sunday, the 24th of January it's the annual Belly Laugh Day. Laughter is known to make people feel more positive, boost our immune systems, increases pain tolerance and generally makes people feel happier and more energetic. Belly Laugh Day aims to remind people of the benefits of laughter and encourage people to spread laughter in their lives and the lives of others.

Our way to make you laugh is to give you all a discount! That's why: as of right now until Friday the 29th of January (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Laughter all day long!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Christmas promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

The year 2020 is almost over, and I guess we could say that it is for the best. With Christmas in just a couple of days it is time to look back on last year and get your thoughts to 2021. We like to take this moment to thank you all for your trust and support the last year and that's why we have you a Christmas discount.

As of right now until Wednesday the 30th of December (12:00 CET), you'll get a 30% Christmas discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

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Have a very merry Christmas!

Extended: Black Friday promotion: 40% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap ya'll!

Due to massive demand we've decided to extend our Black Friday promotion for 2 more days. This way everyone who has not get their hands on our biggest discount ever still has time to order or extend on the huge discounted prices!

At StingyUsenet we offer a MASSIVE 40% discount! Our promotion has extended till the 1st of December 12:00 CET

What?! 40% are you saying? Doesn't that almost make you the cheapest in the universe? Yes almost and we're also the most awesome though, so why wait? Get your discount now! A year of StingyUsenet for only €32,97. Whut? Sure? Yes we are!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Get your Stingy while you can!

Cheers!

Croquette day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey All,

It's National Croquette Day in the Netherlands. Serious? A day dedicated to a deep-fried snack, you say? Oh yes! We dutchies take the croquette very seriously. Saying so, in Holland we eat around 300 million croquettes per year. We can even pull our beloved snack out of the wall at the many snackbars we have in the Netherlands.

And there is even a good reason for all of us to keep eating these deep-fried croquettes. The roux contains the essential amino acid tryptophan, which is converted into serotonin and that is effective against depression. That's a great excuse to eat more croquettes.

And that's why: As of right now until Friday the 16th of October (12:00 CET), you'll get an awesome 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

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Enjoy your croquette!

Peanut Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey All,

Today, 13 september 2020, it is Peanut Day. We though that should be the day that discounts come as easy as they get. It's peanuts guys!

But next to that, imagine what peanuts offer. Peanuts are full of unsaturated fats, iron, B vitamins and vitamin E. They help keep your blood vessels healthy. They lower LDL cholesterol and lower the risk of cardiovascular disease. It's therefore recommended to eat a handful of peanuts every day.

And that's why: As of right now until Sunday the 20th of September (12:00 CET), you'll get an awesome 30% Peanuts Discount!

Buying a full year of Stingy with this discount gives you a total discount of €16,48. With that amount of money you can get yourself around 3KG of unsalted peanuts (dutch prices). Which gives you a total of 120 hands of peanuts (one handful is 25 grams).

Click the button below to get your discount right away, it's peanuts.

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Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

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Cheers!

Cucumber Time promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 4 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey there Boys 'n Girls,

It's that time of the year. It's Cucumber Time. In Dutch the word "komkommertijd" is used to describe the period when newspapers put stories about goats on the Congressional cemetery on the front page because politicians are on vacation.

In the UK they call this “silly season” whereas in the U.S. (according to the almighty Wikipedia) “slow news season” is the accurate but dreadfully boring description of the phenomenon. But everyone likes cucumbers so hey, you're getting cucumber discount. Whoopy!

And that's why: As of right now until Tuesday the 1st of September (12:00 CET), you'll get an awesome 30% Cucumber Discount!

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As Max Verstappen said: Don't forget to stay hydrated, you can use cucumbers for that. He didn't acutally say that. But it's more funny in this context.

Cheers and stay safe of cucumbers

World Biking Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey all,

In the Netherlands, we have an estimate of 22.8 million bicycles, that is 1.3 bicycles per person. With all these bikes we cycle around 15 billion kilometers per year. That is almost 375000!! times around the world! WOW!

I guess we could say we are a nation that's crazy about their bikes and cycling. And that makes it a special day for all the dutch people, because today is World Biking Day!

And that's why: As of right now until Wednesday the 10th of June (12:00 CET), you'll get 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Happy cycling everyone!

Cheers

International Nurses Day promotion: 30% discount
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey all,

We hope you all are safe! An important reason that we can be safe is because of all the hard working nurses out there. Today is International Nurses Day! To be honest, not the day that's printed in our heads to celebrate each year. But this year everything is different.

We thought we should remind everyone on International Nurses Day. To do so we are having one of our biggest discounts so far. Let's all cheer for those who work their ass off each day to keep us safe!

And that's why: As of right now until Sunday the 17th of May (16:00 CET), you'll get 30% discount!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

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Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply.

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Hurray to the nurses, thank you for all your hard work!

Cheers

STAY-INSIDE-AND-USE-OUR-DISCOUNT promotion
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey guys,

First off: We hope you guys are safe from Covid-19. Now that the world is on fire we want to give you guys a piece of support to stay at home and protect yourself and others.

For that reason we've extended our friday the 13th (how ironic) promotion: You'll get 25% discount on everything until the 6th of April

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get lucky with 25% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply. Stay at home for 25% discount

Stay safe guys, take care!

Haijè!

Friday the 13th promotion: 25% discount
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey there y'all

Don't cross a black cat, walk under a ladder, open up an umbrella inside. Even shoes on the table are a no-go. Today is Friday the 13th and usually this means bad luck. But, not at StingyUsenet. Today you can be lucky because we're doing an awesome discount promotion.

And that's why: As of right now until Friday the 20th of March (12:00 CET), you'll get 25% discount on everything!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get lucky with 25% discount

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode will automagically apply. Get lucky with 25% discount

Good luck today guys. You'll need it ;-)

Haijè!

Finally Valentines day is over!
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey there y'all

So, it's finally over. Valentines day. This weekend was filled with fake-love and commercial gift-giving. We were sick and tired of all the sweetish hearts, chocolate, flowers and other gifts because someone decided this should happen on the 14th of Febuary. I mean, what's in it for all the singles?

Because we understand that not everyone had someone to share this (super sweet) weekend with, we thought we'd make it up to our single customers (and everyone else, of course). So we've decided to throw in a 25% discount.

And that's why: As of right now until Monday the 24th of February (12:00 CET), you'll get 25% discount on everything!

Click the button below to get your discount right away.

Get your 25% off now!

Not a customer? Click the button below and the promocode with automaigcally apply. Get your discount now!

Muchas gracias and adios amigos

StingyUsenet Blue Monday Sale
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

You'll know the feeling of that day. Everything fails, it rains outside and it looks like there is no ending to this horrible day. Well that day has a name: Blue Monday. This Monday it is Blue Monday. Officially and statistically the most depressing day of the year. A day to stay inside. Well, we want to help you with that. What's better than a day full of Usenet? NOTHING!

You'll get a MASSIVE 20% discount. This is until the 22nd of January 20:00 CET

Claim your 20% discount

Not with us yet? Use discount code bluemonday-2020 or click the button below.

Get 20% as new user

Hopefully this day will be over quick and easy! ;-)

Cya!

A very merry Christmas SALE at StingyUsenet
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap y'all!

Christmas is just around the corner! A moment to celebrate last year and look forward to what is coming in 2020! To celebrate the beautiful things that have happened to us at StingyUsenet we want to give back. We want to surprise y'all with an amazing discount that will save you up a bit for all your last-minute Christmas shopping.

You'll get an MASSIVE 25% discount. This is until the 1st of Januari 16:00 CET

Claim them 25%'s discount

Not with us yet? Use discount code christmas-2019 or click the button below.

Get 25% as new user

We wish you all a very merry Christmas and a safe journey to 2020!

Cya!

Wicked Black Friday WHOPPING 30% discount
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddap ya'll!

Black Friday is coming and we always look forward to this day for the wacko-jacko's. People running over each other to get a few percents discount, staying up all night in ya'll tents to scoop a few promotions and F5-ing (or ⌘-R for all you fancy Apple people) to get the online discounts (no we don't like cyber monday).

Not at StingyUsenet: You'll get a full 5 days of a MASSIVE 30% discount with us. This is until the 30th of november 16:00 CET

What?! 30% are you saying? Doesn't that almost make you the cheapest in the universe? Yes almost and we're the most awesome though, so why wait? Get your discount now! A year of StingyUsenet for only €38,47. Whut? Sure? Yes we are!

Claim them 30 %'s discount

Not with us yet? Use discount code blackfriday2019

Get 30% as new user

Let's try to not get hurt during Black Friday, but make sure you get your STINGY extended.

Howdy!

Welkom! StingyUsenet now available in Dutch! (25% discount)
Geplaatst 5 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all! Welkom Nederlanders!

As of today StingyUsenet is also available in dutch!

Most of the Dutch people can read and understand the English language, but why not make it a bit more convenient for all Dutch speaking people and make our service available in there own language?

And since all Dutch people are cheap and korting (meaning discount) is a magic word, we're having a 25% introduction korting. This will be available for 4 days. Until: 16th of november 2019 12:00 (CET)

Will you be the first to order in Dutch (with 25% discount)? Bestel snel met 25% KORTING!!!1
(meaning Order now with 25% discount)

Do you want StingyUsenet available in your native language? Let us know and we can see if it is possible. Contact us

Cya!

Introducing Bitcoin payments
Geplaatst 6 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hi all!

Today is a HUGE day for StingyUsenet. We have finally introduced...No actually it's not that exciting.

We just wanted to let you know we accept Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash from now on. This means you can do some awesome anonymous payments. We've already had it ready for a couple of weeks, but we were just too lazy to enable it. So we enabled it; if you promise us you won't do anything shady with it.

Check out what Bitcoin is

We've also built some new features for you to enjoy right away in your Control Panel. You can now view your traffic usage LIVE. Isn't that awesome?

What are you waiting for:

Order now!

Bye now.

StingyUsenet and AffiliateFarm combine powers!
Geplaatst 6 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Hey thurr,

We can’t do it all by ourselves and still wanted to offer our customers the opportunity not only to enjoy our great Usenet service but also to earn some money with it.

And that is why we can proudly state that we have combined our powers with AffiliateFarm.

Using AffiliateFarm it is possible to make money by attracting new customers to StingyUsenet.

The advantages of AffiliateFarm:

  • Earnings are recurring, meaning that every order a customer does earns you money.
  • Commissions are life-time.
  • AffiliateFarm has a minimum pay out of just € 100,-
  • You'll get a € 50,- starting fee. For free.

Register with AffiliateFarm and start earning money right away.

Register now on AffiliateFarm

We hope you will earn a lot of money using AffiliateFarm!

Cheers

Our only product: STINGY
Geplaatst 6 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Let me tell you more about the only product we offer: STINGY

We choose to make it simple, for you of course. But in the same time for ourselves. That's why we came up with the best of everything in one product.

And to make it even more simple we named it STINGY! The benefits of STINGY:

  • Amazing Price
  • 1250+ days retention
  • Unlimited speed
  • Secure connection

We do not offer STINGY in a recurring subscription, you pay for the days you want. No less, not more. We offer STINGY is three different periods of days: You can choose between 30, 180 and 365 days, ordering more days gets you an even beter price!

Ready to join the STINGY crew?

Order now!

StingyUsenet is online!
Geplaatst 6 jaren geleden door Olivia Taylor

Waddup all!

StingyUsenet is the new kid in town and here to convince you of what we can do.

Well, actually we don't do that much. We will provide the best and fastest servers there are and all of that for the best price you can find.

With the absurd low price we are offering there is something we had to skip on being the best in. We choose support, it's there but sometimes not as fast as you want it to be.

So, do you think you know what you are doing and in search of a good and cheap usenet provider? StingyUsenet is here for you!

Come check out our one and only plan and order today!

Check out StingyUsenet

Cheers!